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NO SiDES/B.SiDES CATALOG The prices of items in-stock are post-paid in the US. Mexican and Canadian residents add $1 to each single, $2 to each CD and Video. Everyone outside the US, Mexico and Canada add $2 to each single, $4 to each CD and Video. No Sides Records accepts postal money orders and checks made payable to D. Kozin, not "NO SiDES RECORDS." Please note that we are not accepting credit card orders at the moment, but we intend to provide that option in the immediate future. No Sides Records strongly advises against well-concealed cash. SEND ORDERS TO: P.O. Box has been closed. Please send an email to nosidesrecords@yahoo.com for order information.

BS 01  FUTURE SOUNDS OF CHICAGO Compilation 7" Four cuts of windy city weirdness from ZEEK SHECK, F'STEIN, THE TORTURE(D) MACHINE, and THE GROUCHOS. Our paltry, humble first record released in 1997; now less than 20 in stock. $3

BS 02  MISS HIGH HEEL Split Wax Cylinder, Inscribed: Beast 661 CD One-time-only no wave/grindcore SUPERBAND featuring Tom Smith (TO LIVE & SHAVE IN L.A.) and Marlon Magas (LAKE OF DRACULA) on dual vocals, AZ (SCISSOR GIRLS, BRIDE OF NO NO) on synth, and the metal-era FLYING LUTTENBACHERS as the rhythim section! Recorded live on WZRD FM in Chicago, 1/4/96. $7

NS 03  Unreleased (?!?)

BS 04  MINI SYSTEMS/GRAMPA & THE GIRLS/ABORT PROTOCOL Live At No Exit Cafe 7/18/97 Video SOLD OUT!

NS 05  TITAN CLASH The Good Vs. Evil EP 7" Debut single from this superpowerful force of the Chicago hip hop underground. In our hood we call 'em nuts! Upbeat, radio-friendly smoothie "Raindelay" pitted against the gangster-mock meltdown B-side "Poisoned Ears (AKA: Step Away). Limited to 420 copies. $4

BS 06  EXZOSKELETON Exploring Biology CD Supersick freeform carnage from Tar Pet (SPIRES THAT IN THE SUN SET) on alto sax, Weasel Walter (FLYING LUTTENBACHERS) on tenor sax and bass clarinet, Joe "Shrapnel" (ROYAL SPACE FORCE) on synth, and Billy Sides (VxDx) on drums. A full hour of chaos in an edition of 500. $7

NS 07  TRUMANS WATER The Singles 1992-1997 CD "TRUMANS WATER are my SEX PISTOLS! Nuff said." - Billy Sides. 7 classic TW 7"s painstakingly remastered by Weasel Walter for the true digital format. $7

NS 08  VGM MIX TAPE #8 Compilation CD The video game music comp. to end all video game music comps. Tracks from ROLE MODEL, PANICSVILLE, FUTURE EATER, JEROEN TEL, THE MINIBOSSES, GOTO80, ROYAL SPACE FORCE, and so many more! Featured in Entertainment Weekly and Game Informer! $7

NS 09   ROYAL SPACE FORCE Uber Code 3" CDR EP Dual Game Boy acrobatics from this amazing Chicago vgm/idm group recorded live at the world-famous Fireside Bowl on 7/9/01. CD graphics created on the very rare Game Boy Printer. Just released and already almost gone! Quantities are disgustingly limited! $4

NS 10   MALADE DE SOUCI MMMM-bbaa CD A most curious second album from this most mysterious and elusive St. Louis maze-rock outfit. Tightly-crafted progressive rawk trackettes mixed with freaky math-junk destruction. Prepare to be perplexed! Featuring Jimbo from YOWIE. Limited to 500 copies. $5

NS 11   TERROR AT THE OPERA Snake Bird Blue CD Debut album from this Detroit, MI duo, featuring Faith Gazic of FANG on accordion and Gretchen Gonzales of SLUMBER PARTY and UNIVERSAL INDIANS on guitar. A delicate blending of folk music, 50's soft-rock and 80's ambient pop, coined as 'gypsy-psyche' by the ladies themselves. Indescribably beautiful. $7

NS 12   NO DOCTORS "ERP Saints" EP Chicago expats NO DOCTORS first offering 100% pro, recorded & mixed at Key Club in Ann Arbor, MI. Three songs for a full belly - the ultimate tribute to their former abode. Less than 10 in stock! $5

NS13  VOTE NOW! Compilation CD No Sides breaks... er... form with a cheapo DIY sampler of the best of the wild bunch, plus a few dishonored guests- exclusive tracks from TERROR AT THE OPERA, NO DOCTORS, TITAN CLASH, TWIG HARPER, THE MINIBOSSES and others. A moonlight vigil for the bedroom-label star in all of us. Ridiculously loud and embarrassingly broke-ass, though inexplicably underpriced. Excelsior! $4

NS14  JMSTWGHRPR Intuitive American Esoteric Vol. 1 LP First in a series of collected solo works from NAUTICAL ALMANAC's Twig Harper on the 180 gram, virgin-vinyl format. Material recorded between 2002 and 2004. The second side of this album was cut and mastered through a "tincan presto lathe" by Twig himself. Co-released with Twig's label Heresee and a few others. We have 5 copies left-- no joke! Get it now! $8

NS 15   WILLIAM SIDES ATARI PARTY All Aboard For Mrs. Rifkind's House CD No Sides Records returns to the genre of video game music with a full-length album of totally straight-up techno dance music made with the Atari Synthcart program from No Sides CEO Billy Sides. The last track is a killer rave-out meltdown track. Limited to 1,000,000 copies. $5

NS16  SILVER CORD/POMMEL Split Cassette SILVER CORD is master circuit bender Daniel Park's duo with Mike Hancock of HEARTS OF PALM. POMMEL is Billy Sides, Michael Krause of DEATH FACTORY and Bruno Martinez on modified electronics and processed percussion. C-60 limited to 99 copies. $5

NS 17   POMMEL The Problems Of The World Shouldn't Keep Us So Frustrated CD EP Two new songs with a much more psychedelic buzz to them. Painfully pro-sounding ambience thanks to Mr. John Shane, filmmaker extraordinaire, who's produced or mastered quite a few of our recs. $4

NS18  INSECT DELI/LIL PRINCESS Split Cassette BBrand new material from both Julia Gilman(of CRIPPLED INSECTUAL and WINTER CAROUSEL) and Sex Wrecks columnist Meg McCarville. This is quite possibly the weirdest split you will ever hear. Laptop gabber meets lo-fi love mantras to incest and Jon Benet Ramsey. C-46 cassette limited to 110 copies. $5

NS19 SPUNKY TOOFERS/SOUNDS HAPPY + WILLIAM SIDES Split Cassette Short blasts of awesome ambient soundscapes from circuit-bending god Daniel Park. SOUNDS HAPPY and Billy Sides meld together sprawling glitches, crackling nature sounds, strangulated 8-bit warblings and muffled voices. C-46 limited to 40 copies. $5

NS20  COCK E.S.P./POMMEL Split Cassingle When we say "just give us five minutes" we mean it! The weirdest, most amazing and utterly annoying answer to the proverbial "new direction" is completely castrated by Matt, Emil and Elyse for your listening displeasure. POMMEL seek to "break the rules" in a similarly fashionable way by writing a love song for Lilttle Howlin' Wolf, transporting themselves to the Wyoming desert and then transmogrifying themselves into street mongrels. Another weird, wild mindbender of a split tape. C-10 cassette limited to 100 copies (for now...). $4

NS 21 SOFT SERVE 420 Roach Shabba CD "When you always spread my legs you know what I'm about!" 3rd full-length album from the white LIL KIM. Plump-bootied electroclash from Eleanor Balson of LOVELY LITTLE GIRLS and BIRD NAMES. Limited to 300 copies. $7

NS 22 LEX TALIONIS De Lege Ferenda CD After dropping their nerve-shattering "Guitarscreammachine" album last year, this French brutal prog group has come back with a truly confusing 4th album. Like Pat Metheney on crack roxx. Limited to 300 copies. $7

NS 23 BEING/IS Split Cassette Brand new harshness from Muncie's BEING and Chicago's IS. C-46 limited to 60 copies. $5

NS 24 PROTMAN Hippopomp CD A random compilation from PROTMAN's 1994-2007 archives working parallel with WISTERIA, K-RAD, DANGERGIRL and his other personalities. Tour-only CD limited to 100 copies. $7

NOT ON NO SiDES, BUT WE SELL IT!

NO DOCTORS Hunting Season LP/CD The best album of 2004- hooves down! The 2nd full-length album from the NO DOCS, recorded in Baltimore by Twig Harper (NAUTICAL ALMANAC/JMSTWGHRPR) and Chiara Giovando (ANIMENTAL). Over-amped and super-pumped rock n' roll! The CD version was released by the Minneapolis label Go Johnny Go in Febuary, and the LP version was just recently put out by Cock Of The Rock. LP - $9 or CD - $8